What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do I overcome attachment issues?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do many men like women's breasts?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Powerful solar flare erupts from sun triggering radio blackouts across North America (video) - Space

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger